I get annoyed with people who buy them to hide their insecurities.
Hauling boats and heavy offroading is pretty much the only thing a minivan can't do that an SUV can.
I find statements like this so silly.
You can have a big truck or SUV because you like big truck SUV’s, we’re free to buy what we like.
Attributing someone’s choices in vehicles, or anything for that matter, to an insecurity or inadequate size of a reproduction organ is absurd at best or projection or envy at worst. More importantly, how can you know they drive that because they are insecure, what evidence do you have?
SUV’s are not pointless, they definitely have their place. While the minivan is a great vehicle, they are soulless to drive. Yes, I am replacing a full size SUV for a van, but I would have bought the van in the beginning if it had 450 horsepower and was a luxury vehicle that could produce a smile while stabbing the skinny peddle, there’s 3 more items to add to your list of things SUV’s can do that minivans can’t. These are 2 completely different vehicles for completely different use cases and comparing them to each other makes no sense.